Friday, September 19, 2008

War on Terror scores another victory

A woman in Scotland has been arrested under the Terrorism Act for walking along a cycle path

Keith Berry, the harbour master at Forth Ports Dundee, said yesterday that Ms Cameron had been seen as a “security risk”. Speaking about the incident, which took place in May, he said: “We contacted the police in regards to this matter because the woman was in a secure area which forbids people walking. It was seen as a security risk. We were following guidelines in requirement with the port security plan set up by the Government.”

So let's get this straight.


(A) We now have reliable intelligence that Bin Laden and his cronies cannot ride bikes
(B) The Dundee harbor master is a stupid cunt

Answers on a postcard, please!

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