Monday, December 28, 2009

I knew there had to be something in that Curry

The 86 year old Governor of the state of Andhra Pradesh in India
has resigned after a tape surfaced of him and three women in bed

Here in the States we sit down to watch "It's a wonderful life"... coincidentally the title of the video he was in too.

More power to you sir! Even if it does kill you, you'll die smiling!

Friday, December 25, 2009

Ask Google Why

Not much going on today, it being Christmas and all.

To pass the time I was entering "why does" and "why is" questions into Google. Try it and see what people are asking!

Unelected former Commie Brit Prime Minister Gordon Brown...


Friday, December 11, 2009

Tiger Woods to take a break....

...from playing golf.

Now intends to focus on shagging women on a 24x7 basis

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Into The Storm

One of the best films of this year you've never heard of is Into The Storm, which is about the great British wartime leader Sir Winston Churchill.

I was astounded that such a well balanced film could get made in the UK these days. If the BBC had done it they'd have made Churchill into a cross-dresser who flogged his servants to death. As it is we have a truly excellent film which packs the entire Second World War into 1 hour and 35 minutes.

Here Churchill responds to people in his cabinet who say Britain should negotiate a peace with Hitler.

And here, after the war, Churchill responds to the threat of Socialism, in a radio broadcast which strangely enough is not widely known compared to his other speeches. He sure was right, although they didn't need a Gestapo, as both parties in the UK were socialist anyway.

Asia Billboard Roundup

I've just got back from roughing it in a bunch of five-star hotels all over South East Asia.

Here's a selection of ads and billboards I found while there

If you drink enough essence of Chicken you could be just like this guy here

This ad enjoins you "don't be a tosser".

I checked and it's true, they really do have the entire internet in that traffic cone. Apparently the Chinese did it last year.

Bad news if you're a Durian

Here's the latest from DJ Mojo Jojo. I got to get me some of that!

Finally we were checking some bags in at Ninoy Aquino International Airport in Manila. One of our bags, apparently, was a Le Sport Sac. To me it just looked like a gaudy waste of cash. Anyway, the checkin guy's eyes lit up when he saw it. He asked were we sure we wanted to check it in, as it was the most popular bag among the baggage handlers! You can't fault the guy's honesty, can you? I said they were welcome to it.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009


I feel sorry for the writers in newspapers. They must spend half the time second guessing themselves trying to avoid outraging any of the dozens of "victim" groups out there.

Occasionally this has hilarious results. In Chicago, an Alderman has ensured dozens of treatment centres for mentally ill, drug addicts, etc., are located in her ward, to create a ready-made block of supporters to keep her in office.

One of these guys has harrassed and scared locals for years

They talk about all the stuff this guy does, like live off the taxpayer, smoke crack, and beg aggressively.

And then the money quotation:

"Bellwood could not be reached for comment"

That's probably because he's somewhere between Edgewater and Pluto at the moment!