Saturday, March 6, 2010

Seen While Shopping

Here's a title to conjure with.

"Take one downed US Airman. Marinade in a pit full of pigshit for three weeks. Remove, bind to tree and gently poach in sun for 3 days. Behead and serve!"

Friday, March 5, 2010

Great New Announcement from Microsoft

Sharepoint 2010 is coming out

Strapline: "2010 times the Frustration! 2010 times the hassle!"

In summary:

* More Bugs

* More Bloated

* Even slower

* No backwards compatibility

* 90% of features now officially undocumented - huge new opportunities for bloggers to fill the gap

* Write a custom workflow action in C# in as little as 1,000,000 lines of code

* Minimum system requirement: the computers Tom Cruise used in Minority Report. Should be available around 2020

All you corporate guys, enjoy!

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

How dumb can you be and still get a job on a national newspaper?

As far as I can see, if it's the LA Times, the answer is pretty f***ing dumb!

The justices don't make *anything* a right.

Our rights as American Citizens come from God.

The US constitution lists what the government is allowed to do. (Unlike constitutions in places like the USSR and the EU where they list what the government allows people to do.)

The purpose of the justices is to interpret the constitution. I'm sure the justices realize that even if the LA Times doesn't. I'm a bloody immigrant and even I know it!

The most fundamental right of any human being is self-defense.

Corrupt tinpot dictators like Chicago's Mayor Daley are happy to subcontract their defense out to a team of heavily armed bully-boys provided round the clock at the taxpayers' expense.

As for the rest of us, when seconds count, the police are only minutes away. Despite this, Chicago, probably the most corrupt city in the US, has denied its citizens this basic right since 1982.

And now the justices are about to tell Daley to stuff his ban where the sun don't shine.

God Bless America.