Here's the tale of a woman who's sitting in the street for 24 hours to be first in line to buy one of those new Apple iPads.
It's amazing to me how people suspend all reason when an Apple product is involved.
Eight hundred bucks gets you a single-tasking portable computer, so locked down you can't even change the damn battery, or install anything except Apple-authorized programs on it. Is this progress?
Steve Jobs' next product: the iTurd. One of Jobs' actual jobbies, sealed in a glass case, with a little Apple logo on it. $500 at your local retailer. Don't miss this unique chance to get hold of the Jobsian DNA!