Here's the tale of a woman who's sitting in the street for 24 hours to be first in line to buy one of those new Apple iPads.
It's amazing to me how people suspend all reason when an Apple product is involved.
Eight hundred bucks gets you a single-tasking portable computer, so locked down you can't even change the damn battery, or install anything except Apple-authorized programs on it. Is this progress?
Steve Jobs' next product: the iTurd. One of Jobs' actual jobbies, sealed in a glass case, with a little Apple logo on it. $500 at your local retailer. Don't miss this unique chance to get hold of the Jobsian DNA!
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Spotting Socialists: A Handy Guide
- Supports banning "ordinary people" owning guns
While being protected by a group of armed men at taxpayers' expense
- Supports higher taxes on "ordinary people"
While their own money is stashed in offshore accounts
- Supports restrictions on car ownership and use
While being driven around in a convoy of limos at taxpayers' expense
- Worries about "global warming"
And jets off to Bali to worry some more, at taxpayers' expense
- Talks a whole lot about democracy
But very reluctant to hold an election which isn't fixed
- Wants socialized government-run healthcare for you and me
While their own family is treated at the best Swiss clinics
- Wants government schools for everyone and an end to private education
Except for their own children
While being protected by a group of armed men at taxpayers' expense
- Supports higher taxes on "ordinary people"
While their own money is stashed in offshore accounts
- Supports restrictions on car ownership and use
While being driven around in a convoy of limos at taxpayers' expense
- Worries about "global warming"
And jets off to Bali to worry some more, at taxpayers' expense
- Talks a whole lot about democracy
But very reluctant to hold an election which isn't fixed
- Wants socialized government-run healthcare for you and me
While their own family is treated at the best Swiss clinics
- Wants government schools for everyone and an end to private education
Except for their own children
A message from this blogger to our political leaders
"Get your thieving hands out of my pockets"
About Me
- Socialism Sucks
- Because taking money from consumers and giving nothing back is called fraud... unless you're the government!
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