It's not April 1st.
It's not "The Onion".
It's about a guy on Death Row.
Can you get a fair trial if the judge is/was sleeping with the prosecutor
Here are some quotes which are destined to be cited by legal clerks for decades
“I had a truck that everybody recognized,”
She was “was tired of laying over,” she said, and “getting licked without any input.”
And the conclusion?
Campaign spending may undermine the integrity of the judicial system. The same goes for a gag gift of confectionary genitalia. But a love affair between the judge and prosecutor in a death penalty case is, in Texas, at least, another matter.