Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Public Service Announcement
A friend of my wife has taken on some part time seasonal work. She gets paid $10 an hour to do peoples' tax returns at H&R Block. She has no accountancy qualifications whatsoever.
You might be better off yourself with pen & paper at home.
You might be better off yourself with pen & paper at home.
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Latest from the CIA
If you want to know what's going on, there's nobody better placed to tell you than the CIA
It's not all hanging the enemies of the state upside down for years and blasting them with the latest Metallica album, and firing remote controlled missiles at people. With a budget in the billions of dollars, the CIA is the most fearsomely effective intelligence gathering machine the world has ever seen. For example, in December 1991 they were telling the president of the grave risk posed by the Soviet Union and recommending the immediate internment of anybody whose name ended in '-vich', or who looked 'shifty'.
So now they are warning CIA warns Barack Obama that British terrorists are the biggest threat to the US
This is bad news for a British friend of mine, Nigel Clutterbuck, who picked now of all times to change his name to Abdulaziz Bin Derka Derka Allah Akbar Abu Jihad.
It's not all hanging the enemies of the state upside down for years and blasting them with the latest Metallica album, and firing remote controlled missiles at people. With a budget in the billions of dollars, the CIA is the most fearsomely effective intelligence gathering machine the world has ever seen. For example, in December 1991 they were telling the president of the grave risk posed by the Soviet Union and recommending the immediate internment of anybody whose name ended in '-vich', or who looked 'shifty'.
So now they are warning CIA warns Barack Obama that British terrorists are the biggest threat to the US
This is bad news for a British friend of mine, Nigel Clutterbuck, who picked now of all times to change his name to Abdulaziz Bin Derka Derka Allah Akbar Abu Jihad.
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
There's no way I can see that this could end badly
German troops deployed to France for first time since 1945
"We kept your rooms just as you left them!" -French Defense Minister
"We kept your rooms just as you left them!" -French Defense Minister
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Thursday, January 29, 2009
There is a God
Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out, you creep!
Next up: Company for George Ryan !
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Beyond Satire
Thousands of commuters from the Chicago west suburbs were delayed 2 hours this morning when the police stopped all the trains so they could search for a man who had been behaving suspiciously.
It turned out the man was a secret service agent who told the ticket agent he was carrying a gun and asked if the Metra system had metal detectors.
The security industrial complex in the USA has grown fat and happy based on a campaign of scaremongering for the past 7 years. The objective being to make people scared so they surrender their hard won liberty. This dude has been at ground zero for all of that.
And yet it didn't occur to him that telling a ticket agent he had a gun might cause some consternation?
What a guy! Our nation is safe with people like him packing heat!
It turned out the man was a secret service agent who told the ticket agent he was carrying a gun and asked if the Metra system had metal detectors.
The security industrial complex in the USA has grown fat and happy based on a campaign of scaremongering for the past 7 years. The objective being to make people scared so they surrender their hard won liberty. This dude has been at ground zero for all of that.
And yet it didn't occur to him that telling a ticket agent he had a gun might cause some consternation?
What a guy! Our nation is safe with people like him packing heat!
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