Monday, June 30, 2008

The True Spirit of America



"I told the health department weeks ago, 'Go ahead and fine me,'" said Gary McWard, who owns a bar in Taylorville."

Good for you sir!

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This is serious

Chrysler to close 1 plant and cut production at 2nd

I like Chrysler.

I have been very happy with the service at Bill Kay

And I love my 300 Touring.





This is without a doubt this is the best value for money car I have driven in 20 years.

I actually enjoy seeing it waiting for me in the station parking lot at the end of the day.

I cannot imagine ever making that statement about an Altima.

What are you all waiting for?

Put your hands in your pockets and buy one NOW.

It seemed like a good idea at the time



Making candy in the shape of lighthouses, that is.

Sunday, June 29, 2008

England set to triumph in Beijing 2008



Arthur Plinge, 28, wins bear-wrestling final in London and is on his way to Beijing.

Groundbreaking news from the research community

Many women are left unhappy in the aftermath of casual sexual encounters, a survey has revealed.

Oh no! Say it isn't so! By now you're already amazed at the findings of these researchers. But there are more astonishing results.

Just under half of women who answered the internet poll, published in the journal "Human Nature", said they felt it had been a bad idea.

Four out of five men, in contrast, said they were happy with a brief fling.


Incredible. Who would have thought that any man would be up for a casual legover?

I wish I had been smart enough to get into Durham University. I think the taxpayer should dig deep to fund more revolutionary research like this.

Friday, June 27, 2008

How did this guy get to be a justice of the Supreme Court?

[The majority] "would have us believe that over 200 years ago, the framers made a choice to limit the tools available to elected officials wishing to regulate civilian uses of weapons"

- Justice John Paul Stevens, commenting on Heller

If anyone more supposedly eminent has ever uttered a dumber statement, I'd be surprised. I wouldn't trust this guy to judge a bonny baby contest. How did he get on the Supreme Court?

Hasn't he noticed that the amendments in the bill of rights tend to limit the powers of government?

Why is it a stretch for him to believe that the second amendment is no different?

What words come to mind when looking at Government?

Sleaze
Fraud
Waste
Corruption
Lies

Here in Illinois three of the past seven Governors have gone to jail. Every time the current Governor, Blagojevich, is mentioned in print, they have to add "... who has not been charged with any crime"

It was no different 200 years ago. The framers knew exactly the type of people drawn to Government "service" and drew up the constitution accordingly.

Massive public support for Daley's gun ban



Not.