Tuesday, June 3, 2008

It's official: Britain now beyond satire



This isn't something I wrote.

This is not the Onion.

This is a big lump of blubber who used to be a school teacher and bizarrely ended up as the British Home Secretary.

This is Britain Today.

Real Men




David Niven's mustache could crush Brad Pitt like a bug.

Monday, June 2, 2008

Heartwarming news from Connecticut




"I feel like a million bucks!" says Kennedy
Your million bucks, to be precise.

The Supreme Leader Speaks



Good idea - let's start by locking you up, you miserable commie prick!

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Capsule summary of life in Britain



"The grandson of a woman who led a national campaign against gun and knife crime when her son was shot dead has been arrested after she was brutally stabbed to death in her own home.

Pat Regan, 53, a co-founder of the Mothers Against Violence campaign group, was found dead at her flat in Leeds last night.

She had become a national figure in the fight against gun and knife crime after her son Danny was gunned down in a suspected gangland killing in December 2002.

West Yorkshire Police have confirmed her own grandson, Rakeen, 19, has been arrested in connection with the murder."


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